wHy
hello yes, 911 send me an aMBULANCE
why do boys act like they’ve committed a great humanitarian deed and single handedly solved world hunger when they say ‘i like girls with no makeup’ like congratulations would you like a nobel peace prize you fantastic feminist you
watching the actors for the new TMNT run around in giant mocap suits in public might be the funniest goddamn thing
look at this shit
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
Name:
Age:
Gender:
Big/little spoon:
Favorite movie:
Favorite band:
Is it okay if I fall asleep:
Are kisses allowed:
Are pants required:
When are you available for cuddles:
My place or yours:
Will you play with my hair:
fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
why do people in spy movies ask other people “are you wearing a wire” like wtf do you expect them to say “whoa yeah i guess so u got me”










